Shiny black plastic low-rise hipster shorts (ALL SIZES XS to 3XL)
These Low-Rise Hipster Shorts are available in two grades of black polythene plastic, Strong and Super Strong. They come with an elasticated waist as standard. (Optional extras such as trim stripes, draw cords, pockets or zips are not recommended, due to the nature of the material used.) All sizes from XS to 3XL are available.
The Strong plastic is the same polythene used to manufacture heavy-duty refuse sacks. It is 50 microns thick (200 gauge)
The Super Strong plastic is the same strength as the polythene used for rubble sacks. It is 100 microns thick (400 gauge)
For an explanation of the different strengths and thicknesses of plastic, see here.
This polythene is super shiny, totally waterproof and hard-wearing, being significantly stronger than your typical refuse sack polythene. However, as you would expect, it will not last forever, so please only buy if you are looking for something to wear just a few times, or if you can be ultra careful not to rip or stretch it. If in doubt, choose the Super Strong option.
The shorts should be wiped clean only. Avoid machine washing, ironing and tumble drying!
I CANNOT ACCEPT RETURNS OR GIVE REFUNDS FOR THESE SHORTS ONCE THEY HAVE BEEN WORN, SO PLEASE CONSIDER CAREFULLY BEFORE COMMITTING TO BUY.
Just choose your size from the drop-down menus when ordering.
You receive a brand new unworn pair, made to order - the shorts worn in the pictures are not sent.
Sizes
XS (27"-28")
Unstretched waistband measurement = approx 24" (61cm)
Fully stretched waistband measurement = approx 36" (91cm)
S (29"-31")
Unstretched waistband measurement = approx 27" (69cm)
Fully stretched waistband measurement = approx 39" (99cm)
M (32"-34")
Unstretched waistband measurement = approx 30" (76cm)
Fully stretched waistband measurement = approx 42" (107cm)
L (36"-38")
Unstretched waistband measurement = approx 33" (84cm)
Fully stretched waistband measurement = approx 45" (114cm)
XL (40"-42")
Unstretched waistband measurement = approx 35" (89cm)
Fully stretched waistband measurement = approx 48" (122cm)
2XL (44"-46")
Unstretched waistband measurement = approx 37" (94cm)
Fully stretched waistband measurement = approx 51" (129cm)
NEW BUYERS: I strongly recommend that you order just one pair to start with. That way, you can be sure that the size and cut of the design will work for you.
If your size isn't listed, then let me know and I'll see what I can do!
I can also adapt the following measurements to your specific requirements:
- Inside leg
- Outside leg
- Waistband to crotch measurement
- Leg circumference
- Unstretched waistband (i.e. the length of elastic used)
- Fully stretched waistband (i.e. how far they will stretch to the maximum)
Just ask me and most of the time it will be possible at no extra cost.
Get in touch via the Contact page if your request is more complicated!
Any other questions, give me a shout.
Ryan
